The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Kiefer's face is pretty doughy.
In fact, it's so doughy that it's hard to make out the Kiefer underneath.
Re: Random
Posted: September 5th, 2016, 3:45 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You clever bastard.
Re: Random
Posted: September 10th, 2016, 10:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
A few Facebook friends have shared a video, recently, of a guy singing "Unchained Melody" in a train station. I guess he's got a decent voice. His runs are a little long for my tastes, but it's still a solid performance. Here's the video:
I kept feeling like he reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then, though, I put my finger on it:
I've thought about responding to my Facebook friends' posts with the second video. The only thing that has kept me from it is that I'm pretty sure it would upset them. I'm not even sure why it would upset them or why I feel it would, but I'm pretty sure it would.
Re: Random
Posted: September 12th, 2016, 7:42 am
by Space Tycoon
I wonder if I should become a bartender. You know, part-time.
Cool job.
Re: Random
Posted: September 12th, 2016, 8:32 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I think it could be a good job for someone with a libertarian-like mindset. I don't mean that as a dig. I mean it in a practical and ethical sense. People on the left and the religious right can be overwhelmed with feelings of guilt and/or get sanctimonious about the service a bartender provides. If you're of the people-should-be-allowed-to-do-whatever-they-want-with-their-own-money mindset, however, there's less potential for moral quandary.
I say you give giving shots a shot. Any leads or offers? Ever done it before?
Re: Random
Posted: September 12th, 2016, 9:39 am
by Space Tycoon
I have not done it before, but I've done the whole fast-paced retail thing many, many times.
Come to think of it, working behind a bar might not be altogether different from working behind a paint store desk. Folks walk up, order a specific concoction, you mix it up just the way they like, and that's it. Engage in a little banter, pretend to sympathize as they complain about their lives.
And since painters are all alcoholics, I would expect to see the sames faces at either establishment. Difference being, alcohol is probably the less toxic of the two branches of chemicals.
I haven't got any leads, per se, but I know a couple of bars where I could pick up a shift or two now and then. With experience, who knows.
Re: Random
Posted: September 13th, 2016, 8:40 pm
by Space Tycoon
I set up a Facebook account. Finally.
This kinda represents my final renouncement of the whole decade long, paranoid-conspiracy-asshole thing.
For Now.
Re: Random
Posted: September 13th, 2016, 9:07 pm
by Mal Shot First
You can finally look up Dr. Magic's profile!
Re: Random
Posted: September 13th, 2016, 9:11 pm
by Space Tycoon
Yeah, why not!
Uh, who's Dr. Magic...
Re: Random
Posted: September 13th, 2016, 9:12 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.
I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 7:29 am
by Dalty
Why have I still never seen Doctor Magic?
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 7:48 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Because you suck at Google and Facebook?
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 8:24 am
by Mal Shot First
Or is it because you don't believe in Magic?
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 8:24 am
by Mal Shot First
In a young girl's heart?
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 8:55 am
by Dalty
Dr Magic is an oven cleaner according to Google.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 9:11 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You've been looking in all the wrong places, Dalty. You should have been looking inward. You have to believe we are Magic.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 9:49 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Don't let your aim ever stray.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 10:26 am
by Dalty
We are ALL Dr Magic?
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 10:33 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive for you.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 10:34 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
(Cue lame Dalty joke about some female named "Destiny.")
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 11:17 am
by Dalty
Stripper from Vegas.
Re: Random
Posted: September 15th, 2016, 2:46 pm
by Adam54
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.