Phillip Seymour Hoffman DEAD?

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Phillip Seymour Hoffman DEAD?

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Just came up on Sky News???

WTF??
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Looks legit.
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Holy shit.
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Now all those rumors from years back of him playing the Penguin look really silly.
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He would have been awesome. :(
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I guess being talented doesn't preclude being idiotically stupid about other stuff. Like we needed more proof of that.
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*Apparent* drug overdose! *Apparent*!

Sure, it'll probably turn out to be a drug overdose, but for the time being, it's only apparently one.
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So what is it? Is it a combination of too much time, lots of money, and being a creative meaning they are the type of personality who is so riddled with insecurity they will try anything for a lift?
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Apparently.

But only apparently.
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I am riddled with insecurity. Or it could be gout.
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Or, to paraphrase Meryl Streep's character in Doubt, "I have... such GOUTS!"
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You really should be on the stage.
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Stage IV, according to some people.
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Is that the Saul Bass killer ant movie?
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You're getting stages mixed up with phases. Just like Willie Nelson.
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Harvey Kietel and Farah Fawcett with killer robots?
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Let he who is without sin....

..... and so on and so forth.
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Let he who is without sin get off his ass and catch up with the rest of us.
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I am without sin. I am a sinless wonder.
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Get off your ass and catch up with the rest of us.
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I can't get off my ass. My ass is so peachy it makes others think of sin. Staying on it, keeping it hidden, is a duty!
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Am I the only one who is absolutely hating the media coverage of PSH's death? The guy died sometime during the night of a heroin overdose. I don't need the play by play of his last day or details about how he died in his bathroom in these specific clothes with a needle in his arm. I assumed he didn't strip down naked first and could do the needle math without it being spelled out, thanks.

Ugh.
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By peachy I mean it is covered in fuzz, and liable to go off quickly.
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Methinks Dalty may be partaking in some of the heroin himself.
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