For Negs. Yummy stuff!

[Jubbers]

It'll be approximately this:

1 box = ~$3 for the mix, ~$17 for shipping = $20
2 boxes = ~$6 for the mix, ~$24 for shipping = $30
3 boxes = ~$9 for the mix, ~$32 for shipping = $41
4 boxes = ~$12 for the mix, ~$40 for shipping = $52

We can't ship more than 4 lbs. worth with first class shipping, so four boxes is the limit unless we go priority.

[Dalty]

...as Commandant Lassard might say,...

You don't often see people quoting Commandant Lassard.

He had many, many fine quotes.

And great taste in goldfish.

[Dalty]

Hit me up for 4 boxes. You need to add misc. expenses like the trip to Red Lobster in the first place.

[neglet]

I seem to remember fan ovens seemed rare when I was in the USS. They are better at even temperature distribution and heat retention. They cook better 20-30C lower than standard ovens do.

You almost can't buy an oven that isn't a fan oven here.

I presume a broiler is a grill?

Broiler function is just the top heating element, and you move the shelf up so the food sits underneath.

I made the mistake today of buying some Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee at Trader Joe's today. O. M. G. I may end up putting on 50 pounds and not caring, this stuff is so amazing.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Boiler function, of course, is even simpler than broiler function. You just throw your meat on it, and it browns.

[Dalty]

Broiler. Yup, that's what we call a grill.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Boiler function, of course, is even simpler than broiler function. You just throw your meat on it, and it browns.

The end product may taste like ship.

[Dalty]

Liner is OK, but aircraft carrier can be very leathery.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Aircraft carrier cooks faster. I recommend a few quick flips for a good sear. Some recommend beating your meat first if you're going to cook in a carrier boiler, but I feel like that compromises the structural integrity of the flesh and leads to an uneven cook.

[Dalty]

And the radiation makes you get like a Russian dissident having lunch in London.

[Dalty]

So if I PayPal you $52 dollars, I can get 4 boxes of yummy biscuity-ness over the ocean???

I am soooooooo in! Let me know and I will get transferrin' !!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I think Jubbers is up for it. Jubbers, are you up for it?

[Dalty]

Would she dare?

[Quasar]

Send the $52 regardless.

[Jubbers]

I'm game, but it might have to wait a couple of days. We just got another layer of ice. (and another day off from school!)

[Dalty]

Do not take any risks it satisfy my Cheddar Bay cravings!!!

[Quasar]

We had icy rain and snow this morning, but now it's 43 degrees!

[Dalty]

What's that in English?

[Jubbers]

6!

[Dalty]

My new bedroom was only 68 this morning. Old house, crummy insulation. Must adjust the storage heaters and seek alternative sources.

[Quasar]

68 Degrees Celsius would be 154 Degrees Fahrenheit. I think your heaters work a little too well.

[Dalty]

I borrowed the heater from my parents. They had it set on old money. They know this.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

6!

What she meant was that it's roughly 2.43 stone.

[neglet]

My new bedroom was only 68 this morning. Old house, crummy insulation. Must adjust the storage heaters and seek alternative sources.

You are a big baby. We keep our heat at 68 during the day, and it goes down to 63 at night. 68 is comfy, not cold.

Of course, when I grew up my parents hadn't insulated my basement bedroom, and one winter week it got so cold in my room my roll-on deodorant froze.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I used to turn the heat all the way down when I lived by myself. I wasn't allowed to turn it off, thanks to the building's policy. It would kick on when things got below 55 Fahrenheit, I think. I also lived on the top floor, so all my downstairs neighbors unwittingly passed their heat on to me.

I was cheap. I don't even like heat. Why should I pay for that shit? Sometimes the pilot light would go out, and the place would get really cold. I took my time relighting it. I'd walk around in my underwear for a bit and enjoy the cold. I could see my breath. It was bliss. I figured as long as I could move my toes and fingers, things were A-OK.

I'd turn the heat on when I knew I'd have visitors, and I'd make sure to put socks on and get under a comforter before going to bed at night. I have nerve damage, so it's best to stay safe. I worry sometimes that I will freeze in my sleep and lose a foot to hypothermia.