The Search Function

Quasar · Post by **Quasar** » February 6th, 2014, 10:06 am

I was looking for the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. thread, and since it wasn't on the first page, just decided to use the Search Function. But no. Apparently "agents" is too common a word for the search function to even bother looking for it. WTF?

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 10:15 am

That's totally dumb. I don't know if that's a thing Jubbers can fix. Maybe there's a way to add exceptions.

Post by **Jubbers** » February 6th, 2014, 11:27 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I don't know if that's a thing Jubbers can fix.

You doubt my power?

I removed the "common word" filter and then recreated the search index so that the new rules would take effect. In short, your search for "agents" will now work.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 11:31 am

I don't doubt your power. I was trying to be a good magician's assistant. I was setting up the Prestige.

I'm now being a bad magician's assistant by admitting to this.

Better a bad magician's assistant than a bad sorcerer's apprentice.

Post by **Jubbers** » February 6th, 2014, 11:32 am

Jubbers wrote:...then recreated the search index so that the new rules would take effect.

I turned it off and on again.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 11:34 am

I figured it would be more complicated. That's IT?

Dalty · Post by **Dalty** » February 6th, 2014, 1:56 pm

Do not mock! Jubbers makes everything look simple!!!

Dalty · Post by **Dalty** » February 6th, 2014, 1:56 pm

Even you!

Quasar · Post by **Quasar** » February 6th, 2014, 2:02 pm

Burn!

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 2:24 pm

If you really want to see me look simple, engage me in a discussion about finance.

Dalty · Post by **Dalty** » February 6th, 2014, 2:27 pm

But you write beautifully. It would be perfect if you'd leave that fucking horse out of it.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 2:46 pm

Do you mean H***o, Sr. or H***o, Jr.?

(No, Fake Strider.)

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 2:47 pm

(I figure the best way to keep Fake Strider from entering a conversation is a preemptive strike.)

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 2:49 pm

Sr. did a lot more fucking than Jr. This is especially true if s02e20 ("H***o the Gigolo") is counted. A lot of people don't count it as canon, since it never made its way past the censors.

Dalty · Post by **Dalty** » February 6th, 2014, 3:18 pm

Which was the one where H***o takes a one way trip to the dog food factory?

I like that one.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 3:22 pm

You're clearly making shit up. If you want to see s02e20, just let me know.

Quasar · Post by **Quasar** » February 6th, 2014, 3:39 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Sr. did a lot more fucking than Jr. This is especially true if s02e20 ("H***o the Gigolo") is counted. A lot of people don't count it as canon, since it never made its way past the censors.

The censors stopped one episode, and the senses stopped the rest.

neglet · Post by **neglet** » February 6th, 2014, 6:56 pm

I would note that H***o probably needs to go in the in-joke thread--except I'm afraid Goiter will explain it. Can Jubbers rig the board to automatically block any post with the word "H***o" in it?

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 7:54 pm

She could, obviously, but SHE WOULDN'T DARE!

Post by **Jubbers** » February 6th, 2014, 8:06 pm

Only when it's funny.

Post by **Jubbers** » February 6th, 2014, 8:07 pm

This works both ways of course. I could just as easily make it so that it adds "(whom I secretly love)" behind every instance of the word.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 8:12 pm

I know how we all feel about H0r50.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 8:22 pm

(She dared.)

Quasar · Post by **Quasar** » February 6th, 2014, 9:18 pm

Jubbers, you should also censor the H***o badge.

The Swollen Goiter of God · February 6th, 2014, 11:20 pm

SHE WOULDN'T DARE!

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