The Search Function
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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The Search Function
I was looking for the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. thread, and since it wasn't on the first page, just decided to use the Search Function. But no. Apparently "agents" is too common a word for the search function to even bother looking for it. WTF?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: The Search Function
That's totally dumb. I don't know if that's a thing Jubbers can fix. Maybe there's a way to add exceptions.
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Re: The Search Function
You doubt my power?The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I don't know if that's a thing Jubbers can fix.
I removed the "common word" filter and then recreated the search index so that the new rules would take effect. In short, your search for "agents" will now work.
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Re: The Search Function
I don't doubt your power. I was trying to be a good magician's assistant. I was setting up the Prestige.
I'm now being a bad magician's assistant by admitting to this.
Better a bad magician's assistant than a bad sorcerer's apprentice.
I'm now being a bad magician's assistant by admitting to this.
Better a bad magician's assistant than a bad sorcerer's apprentice.
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Re: The Search Function
I turned it off and on again.Jubbers wrote:...then recreated the search index so that the new rules would take effect.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: The Search Function
I figured it would be more complicated. That's IT?
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Re: The Search Function
Do not mock! Jubbers makes everything look simple!!!
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Re: The Search Function
Even you!
- Quasar
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Re: The Search Function
Burn!
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Re: The Search Function
If you really want to see me look simple, engage me in a discussion about finance.
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Re: The Search Function
But you write beautifully. It would be perfect if you'd leave that fucking horse out of it.
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Re: The Search Function
Do you mean H***o, Sr. or H***o, Jr.?
(No, Fake Strider.)
(No, Fake Strider.)
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Re: The Search Function
(I figure the best way to keep Fake Strider from entering a conversation is a preemptive strike.)
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Re: The Search Function
Sr. did a lot more fucking than Jr. This is especially true if s02e20 ("H***o the Gigolo") is counted. A lot of people don't count it as canon, since it never made its way past the censors.
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Re: The Search Function
Which was the one where H***o takes a one way trip to the dog food factory?
I like that one.
I like that one.
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Re: The Search Function
You're clearly making shit up. If you want to see s02e20, just let me know.
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Re: The Search Function
The censors stopped one episode, and the senses stopped the rest.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Sr. did a lot more fucking than Jr. This is especially true if s02e20 ("H***o the Gigolo") is counted. A lot of people don't count it as canon, since it never made its way past the censors.
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Re: The Search Function
I would note that H***o probably needs to go in the in-joke thread--except I'm afraid Goiter will explain it. Can Jubbers rig the board to automatically block any post with the word "H***o" in it?
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Re: The Search Function
She could, obviously, but SHE WOULDN'T DARE!
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Re: The Search Function
Only when it's funny.
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Re: The Search Function
This works both ways of course. I could just as easily make it so that it adds "(whom I secretly love)" behind every instance of the word.
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Re: The Search Function
I know how we all feel about H0r50.
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Re: The Search Function
(She dared.)
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Re: The Search Function
Jubbers, you should also censor the H***o badge.
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Re: The Search Function
SHE WOULDN'T DARE!