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Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 4th, 2015, 7:12 pm
by Space Tycoon
I remember giggly. I have been known to giggle from time to time.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 4th, 2015, 9:31 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
So has Harry Knowles.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 5th, 2015, 2:15 pm
by Space Tycoon
I guess a Gigli joke would have been too obvious. Well played, sir.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 5th, 2015, 7:16 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Gobble, gobble.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 6th, 2015, 7:41 am
by Dalty
I like Turkey. Nice beaches.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 10th, 2015, 11:44 pm
by Space Tycoon
Space Tycoon wrote:Everyone needs a hobby. Or habit, or whatever.
You know what I just realized?
You put "Hobby" and "Habit" together... you know what you get?
HOBBIT.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 10th, 2015, 11:47 pm
by Space Tycoon
Mind. Blown.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 6:09 am
by Dalty
Nuns? Blowing Hobbits? What a twisted world.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 6:43 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The cloister is her vagina.
There's little moister than a cloister.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 8:53 am
by Dalty
Unless it's getting chatted up in Omi's bar.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 9:18 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
How about if it's *on* Omi's bar?
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 9:56 am
by Dalty
Oh, it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong!
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 11:26 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I hear Omi's swingin' a donkey dong.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 12:26 pm
by Dalty
He uses it to throw barrels at Italian plumbers.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 1:12 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He calls it his "barrel roll."
Both the dong and the action he performs with it.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 1:41 pm
by Mal Shot First
Did somebody say "
barrel roll"?
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 11th, 2015, 1:48 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Yes!
Believe it or not, I've been meaning to check YTMND to see if someone had done this.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 2nd, 2016, 10:36 pm
by neglet
Better clean it up in here, boys, I'm getting ready to come in!
You don't need to do anything fancy, just make sure the toilet's clean and has paper.
And booze. Don't forget the booze.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 11:26 am
by Dalty
Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 3:10 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You should just ignore her for the time being, Dalty. She still has ten posts to make before she's even in the club. I'm not sure why she's already posting in here.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 4:01 pm
by Dalty
She's a trained killer. She does what she damn well likes or she Tae Kwan Do's our asses!
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 8:26 pm
by neglet
Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 8:27 pm
by neglet
Dalty wrote:Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
I would've thought it was all in dirty pictographs.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 9:24 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
neglet wrote:Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
Quasar doesn't count. Well, he doesn't count past twenty-five or so. Once he runs out of digits and protrusions, he gets a little lost.
Re: 1,000 Club
Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 9:25 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I miss Quasar.
*sniff*