Huffy Flounce

Posted: **June 4th, 2016, 5:57 am**

What happened to him?

Posted: **June 4th, 2016, 7:17 am**

He's at home... washin' his tights!

Posted: **June 4th, 2016, 2:58 pm**

I didn't ask were he was.

Posted: **June 5th, 2016, 7:48 pm**

As a new member, and as an homage to Jakester, I say, here I am, boys, pour me a stiff one!

Posted: **June 5th, 2016, 8:02 pm**

My Viagra prescripton has run out, so I can only offer one that is rather less-than-stiff. A 45% angled one, as it were.

Middle age. Gotta love it.

Posted: **June 5th, 2016, 9:37 pm**

Also, congratulations.

Posted: **June 6th, 2016, 10:33 am**

Would you like a cigar??

Posted: **June 6th, 2016, 9:54 pm**

Don't want to spoil the flavor of the fine hooch I'm sure you're serving in here.

Posted: **June 6th, 2016, 11:02 pm**

Posted: **June 7th, 2016, 1:16 am**

Shhhhhhh, we told the health inspectors it was chicken!

Posted: **June 7th, 2016, 1:39 am**

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:

Posted: **June 7th, 2016, 3:44 am**

Oh come on - that was a good one!

Posted: **June 7th, 2016, 8:32 pm**

Turn 'er? I hardly know 'er!

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