Huffy Flounce

Was it during the war in South East Asia?

No. My father was too young for that. It was a decade before the action in Panama.

All 20 minutes of it?

He wasn't there for the invasion. He was there in the early-to-mid-eighties. Just hangin' and waitin' for somethin' to go down. He wanted to kill. He wanted to see blood and gore and guts and veins in his teeth.

Apparently that lasts right up until the moment the first person you know takes a bullet in front of you. Then you get better.

He was always telling me there are no atheists in foxholes. I don't know that he'd ever been in a real foxhole. I'm sure he had to dig one for Ranger training or some shit, but I don't think he was ever in an actual, people-are-shooting-to-kill-us foxhole.

He identified as an agnostic until he got on Facebook. All of a sudden, he declared himself to be a Christian. Seemed like it was a show to me. Seemed like he was engaging in populism for social media's sake.

Christianity is popular over there. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.

So close.

Oh, big bang from outside. Something big just collapsed in the wind.

It was The Answer, my friend.

Could ya just make one bleedin' post already, Dalty? We want to see the new badge1

I bet he creates a sock puppet and waits for me to catch up.

Frickin' laser beams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woot!

I guess I'd better warm this puppy up.

Who's coming up the driveway?

It's not me, I guess. I still have my H***o badge.

Is it Fake Strider?

Dalty wrote:Is it Fake Strider?

Could be. Might also be me. Remains unclear at this point.

Hmmmmmmm. What will the little Danish puddings 1000th post be?

Maybe something about Wrestling?

That was my thousandth post, and it was all for you, Dalty.

God save the queen.

Why does he have hair like that? Is he a slightly dumb American girl who has just been on holiday to Jamaica?

You're just jealous because he's simultaneously British and the proud owner of a full head of hair.

Bald and proud! You should know how that feels Skoglund!!!!

I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.

I won't tell anyone it's a wig.