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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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What video?
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:cry:
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Steve Jobs and Ashton Kutcher do not want me to watch.
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That's right. I posted it back when YouTube just did Flash.

How'd I wind up talking about Flash in two different threads?

And how did I wind up talking about Flash's threads in one of those threads?
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He saved every one of us.
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He tried to. Peter Parker got there first.
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The show-off !!!
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Flash was too busy doing jumping jacks.
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At first I read that as "jumping jerks," and wondered if that wouldn't be dangerous.
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The danger's the exciting part. The less exciting part is when you rip off your ding-dong.
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That sounds kind of exciting.
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Only if you're asked "Are you excited?" right before you pull it off.
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What about the dead witch?
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You mean the only good witch?
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Wicked!
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Up early on a Sunday, no hangover. An entire day of DIY. Lots of small jobs done on the new Dalty-Cave and all the furniture built and finished in my office/guest room.

Then, with the TV on in the background I watched/listened to Liverpool beat the fuck out of Manchester United, at Manchester, in the Premier League.

Now beer and a weeks worth of TV on the Sky box with a pizza.

Happy days.
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Current Non-Annoyance: I found a $100 bill in a bush outside my office today. I'll assume it's a gift from Dalty.
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You are welcome.
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Adam54 wrote:Current Non-Annoyance: I found a $100 bill in a bush outside my office today. I'll assume it's a gift from Dalty.
Sigh. I miss Jakester. He would've gone to town with this one.
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I miss him too. I bought Girl Scout cookies today, which made me think of him.
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I have a beer in my hand. I will raise him a quick toast from all of us.
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Current Non-Annoyance: I've scrounged us up a new member. She'll be posting aaaaaaaany minute now.
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Sock puppet alert!
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I am not a sock puppet!!!

Or maybe I am. Damn it. Now I'm having an existential crisis about whether or not I am a sock puppet.
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You're not a sock puppet, but the sock puppet Adam made for himself in your likeness is a sock puppet.
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