The Dalty-Cave has broadband!!

[neglet]

Big cats are awesome. Domestic cats are dumb.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Don't to there Goits. I have seen photographic evidence of the feline army Negs is training!

When they're fucking awesome, do they bite its neck to keep it from running away and stab at it with their barbed penises?

Man, cat sex is rough.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Man-cat sex is even rougher.

[Quasar]

Can't wait for this story from Goits' crazy youth!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I have a pretty funny story about my stepbrother and a horse, but I'm not going to tell it.

[Quasar]

And thus was born H0rs0!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If it involved Hórso, it wouldn't be a story I'm not going to tell.

[Dalty]

French H***o?

I'll go light the barbecue.....

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You don't mean Southern US barbecue when you say barbecue, so you don't really mean barbecue.

[Dalty]

Can I cook a horse on it?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

In the US, you don't cook on a barbecue. You cook barbecue, and you cook it on a grill.

That's just the way it is.

Horse meat isn't illegal in the US. For some reason, though, it's taboo. It's a shame. I've eaten plenty of horse overseas. It's just fine.

[Dalty]

Baby cow is yummy.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I like it. I especially like it in a Döner.

[Dalty]

You have veal doner? You posh bastard.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It usually costs the same as the whatever other meat option is offered.

[Dalty]

Cat is quite cheap on the streets of SE Asia. I will show you when I get there. Eat the awesome!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Man, I'd eat the shit out of cats.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That didn't quite come out the way I meant it to.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It came out even better.

[Dalty]

Served in a coke bottle?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If anything got served, it was the Coke bottle.

[Dalty]

Hahaha, like you could out dance a coke bottle!

[Dalty]

It would take the dance of a thousand Goiters!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Adam dances this dance. He just won't prove it to us.

And I didn't out-dance the Coke bottle. I just humiliated it. In a very specific way.

[Dalty]

I hope you remembered to wear your baseball cap in a back-to-front manner.