The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Big cats are awesome. Domestic cats are dumb.
The Dalty-Cave has broadband!!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- neglet
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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When they're fucking awesome, do they bite its neck to keep it from running away and stab at it with their barbed penises?Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Don't to there Goits. I have seen photographic evidence of the feline army Negs is training!
Man, cat sex is rough.
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Man-cat sex is even rougher.
- Quasar
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Can't wait for this story from Goits' crazy youth!
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I have a pretty funny story about my stepbrother and a horse, but I'm not going to tell it.
- Quasar
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And thus was born H0rs0!
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If it involved Hórso, it wouldn't be a story I'm not going to tell.
- Dalty
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French H***o?
I'll go light the barbecue.....
I'll go light the barbecue.....
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You don't mean Southern US barbecue when you say barbecue, so you don't really mean barbecue.
- Dalty
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Can I cook a horse on it?
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In the US, you don't cook on a barbecue. You cook barbecue, and you cook it on a grill.
That's just the way it is.
Horse meat isn't illegal in the US. For some reason, though, it's taboo. It's a shame. I've eaten plenty of horse overseas. It's just fine.
That's just the way it is.
Horse meat isn't illegal in the US. For some reason, though, it's taboo. It's a shame. I've eaten plenty of horse overseas. It's just fine.
- Dalty
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Baby cow is yummy.
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I like it. I especially like it in a Döner.
- Dalty
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You have veal doner? You posh bastard.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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It usually costs the same as the whatever other meat option is offered.
- Dalty
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Cat is quite cheap on the streets of SE Asia. I will show you when I get there. Eat the awesome!
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Man, I'd eat the shit out of cats.
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That didn't quite come out the way I meant it to.
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It came out even better.
- Dalty
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Served in a coke bottle?
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If anything got served, it was the Coke bottle.
- Dalty
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Hahaha, like you could out dance a coke bottle!
- Dalty
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It would take the dance of a thousand Goiters!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Adam dances this dance. He just won't prove it to us.
And I didn't out-dance the Coke bottle. I just humiliated it. In a very specific way.
And I didn't out-dance the Coke bottle. I just humiliated it. In a very specific way.
- Dalty
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I hope you remembered to wear your baseball cap in a back-to-front manner.